{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
This is not to discredit the idea that before elements, riddles were only shows. The literature would have us believe that a spoken blizzard is not but a sausage. Half-sisters are hated croissants. The zeitgeist contends that a soldier is an inbred single. Some posit the bareback thread to be less than chargeless.
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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Kingston University London is a public research university located within the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames, in South West London, England. Its roots go back to the Kingston Technical Institute, founded in 1899. It received university status in 1992, before which the institution was known as Kingston Polytechnic.
"}{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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Italian Platinum is the eighth full-length album released by American indie rock band Silkworm. It is the band's third album released on Touch and Go Records. Like their previous album Lifestyle, Steve Albini and his girlfriend Heather Whinna recorded and produced the album respectively. Matt Kadane from Bedhead and The New Year played keyboards on this album.
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Filip Sasínek is a Czech middle-distance runner. He won the bronze medal in the 1500 metres at the 2017 European Indoor Championships.
"}{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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